The Look of Love

My hair is short
He says he likes it long
I dye it red
He says he likes it blonde
I wear long skirts
He says he likes them micro
I wear pink shirts
He says he likes them yellow

My hair cascades
He says he likes it back
I colour it blonde
He says he likes it black
I wear little skirts
He says he likes tight jeans
I wear yellow tops
He says he likes them green

I had a boyfriend
I left him last night
There are some things I'm doing right

Maintenance Work

pulling, tweezing and plucking
injecting, scraping and tucking
fasting, sweating and waxing
spas are so relaxing